How bad has it become that the only way you can get somebody to pick up the phone is by withholding your number? You sneaky, slimey, creepy cunt .
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Early Ben Affleck acting shows the undiscovered raw talent we now all love
Friday 3rd July 2009 by Mr. Holy Moly
It's Friday. Kick off your moccasins, feet on the desk, take a deep breath and prepare yourself for a masterclass in method acting. Marlon Brando was said to have cried hot, salty tears after seeing this and Robert De Niro had to be talked out of jumping off a bridge.
Cheeky Girls go on holiday
Friday 3rd July 2009 by mopsa
Just imagine; you've gone off on holiday to enjoy a well-earned break, spending your time casually perusing a menu, adjusting your bikini, bending over, playing bat and ball etc, only to be confronted by a mass of paparazzi taking pictures of your every move and nipple slip. But this would NEVER happen to the Cheeky Girls... Enjoy!
OPINIONS
The Corner
THE OFFICE
The place that you spend a third of your life, not the TV series (save that for another time).
FUCKWIT 'CELEBRITY SPOTTERS'
LOL I SAW COCKWAD FROM BIG BROTHER 4 IN CROYDON TESCO, BUYING FOOD!!! NOBODY RECOGNISED HIM!!! HE WAS GUTTED LMAO!!!! Well you did, you fucking retard. .
COMMUTERS
Normally mild mannered people I'm sure who would knock you flying and trample over their grandmothers, just to make the Victoria train.
The Heroes
MOLLY SUGDEN
Because she is dead and therefore MUST be a hero, for admitting on telly that her pussy was all wet, and also her birthday is the same day as mine (not the year though, obviously) RIP Mol' may God and Baby Jesus have a never ending supply of blue rinse .
CRISTIANO RONALDO
Last seen at an Elton John concert with his mother.
ACDC
Played an amazing show in Punchestown on Sunday night.
THE SPECIALS, THE PRODIGY, MADNESS & NEIL YOUNG
for making the Glastonbury highlights shows worth recording. .
The Rules
SINCE THE SWINE FLU EPIDEMIC
It's been a lot easier getting hold of pork scratchings .
THE BIGGEST DOWNSIDE OF SUDDEN UNEXPECTED DEATH
Is being denied the opportunity to delete your internet search history .
PEOPLE WHO RUN HOTELS AND B+B'S
People who run hotels and B+B's tend to be slightly off center and socially inept.
A VENUS FLY TRAP
Is the only acceptable plant a man can buy for himself, and even then its boarderline. .
The Board
OH DEAR JEZABEL
Sad bear eh? .
ROSé TINTED GLASSES
There were flashes of brilliance today and a return to the good times on today's Cunts Corner post....
FUCK ME
I need a shit *wanks* .
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