US 'Shock Jock' Howard Stern is known for his outrageous radio show, which incredibly is broadcast in the morning, making it the equivalent of Terry Wogan playing non-stop repeats of the more unsavoury songs by the Dead Kennedy's. Oh, and he looks the spitting image of magician/comedian Jerry Sadowitz.

Hoorah! Let joy be unconfined because our shores are once again being visited by the divine Paris Hilton and her strangely-rubbery features that make her look like a clown with the make-up forcibly scrubbed off. Here's a selection of photographs taken when she visited Selfridges, and boy, does she look... unusual?

Oddest couple of the year? Mel Gibson and Britney Spears? Ridiculous, eh? Well, sources are claiming that the pair have packed their suitcases and jetted off for a little break to Costa Rica together, along with Britney's ever-watchful father, Jamie. The trio departed on a private jet yesterday morning from LA and plan to spend a blissful weekend together...

Sugary sweet Mariah Carey came up with an explanation as to why she was late for an interview on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and it's a corker. Too busy having noisy and enthusiastic sex with her new (all bought and paid-for) husband? Not likely! Charity work? No chance! No, it's because she's only an ickle-wickle girl of 12 and lickle princesses of this age can't be expected to tell the time, can they?

Teeeny tiny Tom Cruise is planning his next disastrous movie role and fancies playing the President of the USA of Earth, in the movie '28th Amendment'. Maybe he's blurring art and reality but someone should point out to him that pretending to be the President doesn't mean that they'll let you play on that UFO in Roswell.